What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

9/11

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

The cream, it is coming

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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