- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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