- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

13 =B you just learned something

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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