what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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what is 3+3= 8

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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