- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

The cream, it is coming

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