What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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what is 3+3= 8

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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