- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??