Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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