who else is on here?

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Jordan is pregant

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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