- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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