- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

KILL WHITEY

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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