How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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