- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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