- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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