Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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