Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Women's Rights

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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