A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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You were born.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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