A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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