What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How come grilled cheese?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

binladin walks into the american seals

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Chuck Norris is dead......

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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