- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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