Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

George W. Bush

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

kieran is a homosexual

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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