- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Double-whammy

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

make me a sandwich! what kind?

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