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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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