What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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