Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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