Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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