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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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