Women's Soccer.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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