- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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