what came first the chicken or the chips

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A Serbian Film

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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