- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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why am I writing this...im bored

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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