- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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