- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

guess what what ...

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Skinny people fart less.

nice tits.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Read a Book.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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