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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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