- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's one plus one? two.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

I asked her where you were.

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