Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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