My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Denard Robinson

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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