- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

woman's rights

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the man say to his doctor?

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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