Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why? Why not?

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Jovan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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