- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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