- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??