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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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