What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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copy me and i will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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