- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Justin Bieber

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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