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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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