Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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