Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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How old is your mom Dead

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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