- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How old is your mom Dead

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What is white and black and red all over.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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