A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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sky silverstein

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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