why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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