- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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