- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Choir.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??