- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Smelly Indians.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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