Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Anti Joke

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