- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Ebola

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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