What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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