An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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My peni s

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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