- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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