- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

James Patrick Campbell

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

I am dyslexic

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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