- Anti Joke

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Your mom went to college

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!