- Anti Joke

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire