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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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