Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Rush Limbaugh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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roses are red poo is poo

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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