- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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