What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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the lemon was sweet.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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