- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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