"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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