What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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