- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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your so fat. your fat!

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

if got a joke if fogot it

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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