A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

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